Saturday Celebrity Sighting

So, as I mentioned in yesterday's post, my boy and I ended up at a portion of the local Pride Fest. That's what it is called. Not the Gay Pride Fest, just Pride Fest. When I heard about it on the radio advertised as a Pride Fest, I was a little confused. Was it just a regular fest, where everyone can dress like peacocks and get pissed off because I am staring or was it a Gay Pride Fest, where my delicate sensibilities would have to be left back at the car.

Was the Pride Fest, Gay or not?!

Bilingual... I will let the joke rest right here. Thank you very much!  via

Well, when the DJ's brought on a guest spokesman, a guy named "Flaming" or "Flamboyant", those pieces of the puzzle fell into place. I'm smart like that!

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Suffice to say the whole gay pride fest is not to my taste.

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 For that matter, neither is a redneck chili cook off, but I digress.

This post is about a HUGE SUPERSTAR SIGHTING!

Right here in Denver, of all places! And at the Pride Fest. Trust me it was way gay.

I was staring at a lesbian's shoes, kinda. They were black and neon green Ugg-type boots. Where the hell do you buy such things? I even Googled them. Nothing, nada, zip!

See how distracting the Ugg's were? I can't even keep a coherent thought.

Dammit!

SO, WE WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

And I saw this a few feet ahead of us.

Dammit! Typing the word feet made me think of those boots again. Hold on, gotta Google and make sure they are not anywhere on the net. BRB.

Okay, back. They are not boots. They are leg warmers and here they are.

CRAP ON A STICK, THEY ARE DISTRACTING!!

A cross between a raccoon and Frankenstein? 

Radioactive zebra Sasquatch? 

Giant Alien caterpillars?

What are they??

OMG!!! 

CAN I FINALLY GET BACK TO MY POST?

SHEESH!!

Anywhoo... we saw this.

Oh, for pete's sake! Not one photo of the back of his head! I even looked up the back of Ellen Degeneres' head. Oh, and the irony is not lost on me!

Here's his damn picture.

Rod Stewart via

Yes, Rod Stewart. I wasn't sure it it were him, so I listened to him speak. Well, he does have an English accent. I had to have a better look so I steered the boy next to the wall. Nah, that's not him.

Besides, why would Rod Stewart be at a Don't mention the word Gay Pride Fest? I could understand Cher, but Rod? Is Rod a closet fag hag? Can a man even be a fag hag? No, I think that would just make him gay.

Anywhoo....

But wait! Now that I had to look up his picture for this post, I'm not sure if it was him or not.

So, maybe it was an impersonator? But, I must say, if I were to be a Rod Stewart impersonator, I think I would choose a younger Rod! 

Pfft...no pun intended.

 

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Some of my favorite movies.

Cashback (2006)

R101 minutes

Plagued by insomnia after a romantic breakup, artist Ben Willis starts working nights 
at a supermarket, where he discovers he can freeze time.

Cast:

Sean Biggerstaff, Emilia Fox, Shaun Evans

Genre:

Comedies, Dramas, Independent Movies, Independent Dramas

KING OF CALIFORNIA (2007)

PG-1393 minutes

This quirky comedy chronicles the journey of a delusional father who's convinced there's 
treasure buried beneath his Southern California suburb.

Cast:

Michael Douglas, Evan Rachel Wood, Laura Kachergus

Genre:

Comedies, Independent Movies, Independent Comedies

This movie is:

Emotional, Quirky

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (2006)

A family determined to get their young daughter into the finals of a beauty pageant 

take a cross-country trip in their VW bus.

Directed by Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris. Starring Steve Carell.

BEING THERE (1979)

Chance, a simple gardener, has never left the estate until his employer dies. His simple TV-informed utterances are mistaken for profundity.

Directed by Hal Ashby. Starring Peter Sellers, Shirley MacLaine.

FRENCH KISS (1995)

A woman flies to France to confront her straying fiancé, but gets into trouble when the charming crook seated next to her uses her for smuggling.

Director: 

Lawrence Kasdan

Writer: 

Adam Brooks

Stars:

 Meg Ryan, Kevin Kline and Timothy Hutton 

 

May I suggest?

Some of my favorite movies.

Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)

When 9-year-old Chiyo is sold to a Kyoto geisha house, she endures harsh treatment from the owners and the haughty head geisha, Hatsumomo -- who's envious of Chiyo's stunning beauty -- only to be rescued by Hatsumomo's rival. Chiyo blooms in her role as a geisha, but World War II threatens to change her privileged life forever. Ziyi Zhang, Ken Watanabe, Michelle Yeoh and Li Gong star in this Oscar-winning period drama based on Arthur Golden's novel.

Cast: Ziyi Zhang, Ken Watanabe
Director: Rob Marshall
Genre:  Drama

Parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.

The Grey (2012)

After narrowly surviving a deadly plane crash in the Alaskan wilderness, a band of oil riggers must fend for their lives in the ice and snow. But thanks to wolves that view their presence as a threat, they aren't alone.

Cast: Liam Neeson, Frank Grillo
Director: Joe Carnahan
Genre:  Action & Adventure

Restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009)

A journalist and a rebellious computer hacker team up to investigate the unsolved disappearance of wealthy Henrik Vanger's niece, only to uncover dark secrets about Vanger's powerful family in this adaptation of the bestseller by Stieg Larsson.

Cast: Michael Nyqvist, Noomi Rapace
Director: Niels Arden Oplev
Genre:  Foreign

Restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian

The Departed (2006)

To take down Boston's Irish Mafia, the police send in one of their own to infiltrate the underworld, not realizing the syndicate has done the same thing. While an undercover cop curries favor with a kingpin, a criminal rises through the police ranks.

Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon
Director: Martin Scorsese
Genre:  Drama

Restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian

And something a little more lighthearted.....

Tucker & Dale vs. EVIL  (2010)

Expecting to enjoy a relaxing vacation at their rundown mountain cabin, backwoods boys Tucker and Dale see their peaceful trip turn into a nightmare when college kids camping nearby accuse the duo of being psychotic killers.

Cast: Tyler Labine, Alan Tudyk
Director: Eli Craig
Genre:  Horror

Restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian