Showing posts with label Sarah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah. Show all posts

Monday, November 5, 2012

Oooo, Oooo That smell, can't you smell that smell

Once upon a time a beautiful princess named....umm, Sarah.
Princess Sarah was gliding through her palatial chateau where she came upon, what was commonly known back then as a kitchen. A truly magical place! Therein resided many a magical creature, The Viking, The Kitchen Aid,  The Bosch and the Sub-Zero Wolf.

Princess Sarah a wonderful, gentlewoman and benevolent ruler of all she surveyed stopped briefly to admire her world. She tilted her exquisitely cute and upturned nose and sniffed. And promptly swooned towards the most expensive wood flooring in the world. Unfortunately, she knocked her head on the finely crafted cabinetry which was clad in enameled lava stone.

Poor Princess Sarah was thrust into the modern Earth world. Poor woman. Sarah now a mere mortal with a job and bills to pay realized she had no memory of opulence and wealth. Poor woman.

So anywhooo, I was going to the kitchen to get some iced tea when I detected an odor. This odor registers a number 2 in all odoriferous smells on the planet. And what did I find on my counter behind my generic food processor?
Ta daaa!!

Not a gross picture of a rotting onion!


Another Not gross picture of a rotting onion.


And finally, Another Not gross picture of a rotting onion.
But, I did find a picture of the onion just prior to the whole rotting, noxious odor grossness.

Enjoy!
HA!


ps. not a paid endorsement of anything, for pete's sake have you even read this blog?

Friday, October 26, 2012

Seeking Sarah




Ten things I have discovered about Sarah....
She always shaves and uses lotion daily.



She never leaves the house without mascara or lipstick.


She rarely curses.

She takes care of herself first.

If she says "No", no one gets offended.
She is organized...beyond.




She likes her hair curly.


She loves walking her dogs.


She does not smoke.

She likes cute and girly things.


Okay, NOT THAT GIRLY. SHEESH!!

Problem is, I'm this girl! But if you knew me here in this hell hole you would never know it.

So, I'm letting Sarah Ann out. I will let her out a bit at a time so as not to freak me out completely. (Or those around me.)

Odd posting, I am sure. But, necessary.

Personally, I think she is a lipstick lesbian without the whole lesbianism thing.

 I look forward to spend more time with Sarah.
 I know she's a pip!




 

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