Tuesday, October 30, 2012

FREE FREE FREE FOR HALLOWEEN





Download printable coupons for a free Plants vs. Zombies PC/Mac game, then come back Oct. 30 - Nov. 10 to redeem it.



I have nothing to do with this. 
I found it on another blog in the comments section.

Totally awesome!

You don't need to come back here, you just have to go back
 to the original site 

after
October 30 and prior to November 10th to redeem.

 

I'm a Lucky Girl!!

Aww, seeeeee..... I'm a lucky, lucky girl!!! Another new girlie reader for meeee!!!

Aww, look two boys and two girls. It's like the perfect famileeee!!!

This is something pretty for you!

Thank you!! Thank you!!


 

Games Monkeys Play


This is a box.
This is a night table.

In my house every thing must be put away immediately or it disappears.

No dirty clothes on the floor.

Groceries put away.
Shoes in the closet.


Drinks must be drunk like this.


Any thing remotely interesting must be placed behind a drawer or door.

This morning I woke up to the sound of my keys hitting the floor. Oh, and I woke up also to find that I have gone blind. 

Okay, not blind really. My glasses disappeared in the night.

"Why, O Why must this stuff always happen to me?" I bemoaned, wailed and carried on in sniveling worm-like fashion.

Because...

I didn't use this
on this
So now, I must find my glasses and the car keys that have been missing for a month in something that looks like this.


*le sigh*


Monday, October 29, 2012

It's a Girl!! It's a Girl!!


Awww!!
My first girly follower!

Thank you! Thank you!

This is a pretty pink gift from me to you!



 

Oh! Baby Z

My monkeys do everything in their power to create housework for me and everything in their power to dissuade me from such mundane tasks.

I wish!


Today's example:

Before I vacuum, I sweep.
I sweep the walls.
I sweep the window sills.
I sweep the baseboards.
I sweep the carpet.

Yes, you read "carpet".

Seriously, my monkeys shed like the abominable snowman does in summer. 
BUT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
The Bumble used to totally freak me out as a child. I think he still does!

Anywhooo...
Today I was sweeping the summer bedroom, that I haven't been in for months. (multiple peeping tom incidents.) I swept every thing and every where, while moving monkeys out of the way. They must inspect every little bit of fuzz, every crumb, every hair tie...OMG EVERYTHING.

Then they opt for two choices: 
eat it or lay on it.


But today, my Baby Z decided to join me in my disdain for housework and acted upon it.


BABY Z, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






 

Saturday, October 27, 2012

H.C.O.A.S.





I got my first follower!!!
HOLY CRAP ON A STICK!!!!
I nabbed not ONE, BUT TWO in one day!!!
HOLY CRAP ON A STICK!!!!


MAD LOVE FOR YOU!!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!



KISSY KISSY MUAH MUAH


 

Seriously!!

One of the things I need to know before I die.....

HOW IN THE WORLD DO THEY MAKE MARSHMALLOWS??

I know all about the recipes for homemade and I don't care about those!!

I wanna see how marshmallows are made...
dammit!

Can someone please, please, please find a video of this somewhere on the web for me?
I will be your bestest friend forever and ever!


 

Friday, October 26, 2012

Seeking Sarah




Ten things I have discovered about Sarah....
She always shaves and uses lotion daily.



She never leaves the house without mascara or lipstick.


She rarely curses.

She takes care of herself first.

If she says "No", no one gets offended.
She is organized...beyond.




She likes her hair curly.


She loves walking her dogs.


She does not smoke.

She likes cute and girly things.


Okay, NOT THAT GIRLY. SHEESH!!

Problem is, I'm this girl! But if you knew me here in this hell hole you would never know it.

So, I'm letting Sarah Ann out. I will let her out a bit at a time so as not to freak me out completely. (Or those around me.)

Odd posting, I am sure. But, necessary.

Personally, I think she is a lipstick lesbian without the whole lesbianism thing.

 I look forward to spend more time with Sarah.
 I know she's a pip!




 

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