|This is a box.|
|This is a night table.|
In my house every thing must be put away immediately or it disappears.
|No dirty clothes on the floor.|
|Groceries put away.|
|Shoes in the closet.|
|Drinks must be drunk like this.|
Any thing remotely interesting must be placed behind a drawer or door.
This morning I woke up to the sound of my keys hitting the floor. Oh, and I woke up also to find that I have gone blind.
Okay, not blind really. My glasses disappeared in the night.
"Why, O Why must this stuff always happen to me?" I bemoaned, wailed and carried on in sniveling worm-like fashion.
I didn't use this
So now, I must find my glasses and the car keys that have been missing for a month in something that looks like this.