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| This is a box. |
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| This is a night table. |
In my house every thing must be put away immediately or it disappears.
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| No dirty clothes on the floor. |
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| Groceries put away. |
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| Shoes in the closet. |
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| Drinks must be drunk like this. |
Any thing remotely interesting must be placed behind a drawer or door.
This morning I woke up to the sound of my keys hitting the floor. Oh, and I woke up also to find that I have gone blind.
Okay, not blind really. My glasses disappeared in the night.
"Why, O Why must this stuff always happen to me?" I bemoaned, wailed and carried on in sniveling worm-like fashion.
Because...
I didn't use this
on this
So now, I must find my glasses and the car keys that have been missing for a month in something that looks like this.
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| *le sigh* |
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