Orange Is The New Black

Ummm...No, it's not.

I cannot stand fads. Like Bacon.

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NOT THAT BACON!!! GEEZ!!!!
Besides, he'sa married man.

Anyhoo, I mean this.....

Really?!

NOT NOW, KEVIN!

Seriously?!
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KEVIN, STOP IT!

Shades of New Coke

I now shun bacon, because of the hubbub!

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How To Eat A Chick

First, grab the offending chick by his cute little tail.

Then, bite off his eyes. One by one, so he doesn't see ya coming.

Next, bite off  his little beak. You don't want him alarming all the other chicks.

Then you must bite off his head  and roll that morsel around in your mouth and savor it.

Next you will want to bite off any defects you find.
Bonus! Mine had a bump on his chest. No more!

Then take your headless chick and chew off his little toes.

Next, chomp his body from his tail. Be careful of your fingers.

Lastly, eat his oh so lonely tail.

And that my friends,

I'm the blonde one in the middle!

is how to eat a Peep!

 

Dadu To The Rescue!

Oh my!!!  Yummy, Yummy!

I visited an international food market, I love these types of places!

The owners here are Greek and took a shine to me. I mentioned that I love cheese as I was mentally drooling on their cheese counter.

And well, Elias, took out two of these little cuties and it was instant love!

It tastes like chocolate coated cheesecake!

 

Cuddlebums

My monkeys drive me completely insane.

And now with the ENTIRE FENCE BLOWN DOWN. Even more so.
Yes, you read that correctly.

Not my fence or my yard

THE ENTIRE FENCE BLEW DOWN.
And now I have to redo the whole dang thing.

I worry constantly about the monkeys.
It would absolutely kill  me if anything happened to any one of them.

They put a smile on my face daily and they make me laugh out loud constantly.

But, the best time of day is night time.

Snoopy is my favorite cuddlebum. He will whine until one of the other monkeys move, so he can get on the bed. He's my biggest monkey and he is a cuddler.

Puggies is my next favorite cuddlebum. He's almost as large.

Now, the other monkeys like to cuddle too. However, they are the long hair variety of monkeys.


And I really don't enjoy looking like this in the morning.

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I Am Not a Hippie, Dammit!

But, I think we are in trouble here, fellow humans.

We are attempting to bend the planet to our will.

Genetically modified foods.

view documentary here

Huge corporations in charge of our food supply.

Over population and poverty.

I have become so disdainful of our own political system.

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How about our welfare system?

Too many laws. Laws are not made to protect people, they are to make people money.

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Tax, tax, taxed to death and beyond. Literally.

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More than 10 percent of the American population is on prescribed antidepressants. Now think of all those that self medicate with illicit drugs and alcohol.

You know, a good wide world plague is not a bad idea.

Silent Sunday 4.6.14

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sure. why not?

Giraffe weevil of Madagascar