In my travels to and from work I pass a cemetery. I find them fascinating.
Curiously, I only notice this cemetery after a snow.
I have never seen any footprints in the snow since I have started noticing the cemetery.
So, I got to thinking....
Yeah, I know twisted. But, apparently that's who I am!
What I was thinking, maybe I could buy a couple bags of topsoil and walk barefoot backwards to a grave. Brush the snow from the top of the grave and pour the topsoil on top of it.
Now, I'm thinking people would think that someone escaped. Something like the Zombie Apocalypse. Even better if I did multiple graves.
I was thinking that maybe too gruesome for some, so I decided that this on top of a grave would be hilarious.