I'm trying to determine the definition of Suckatude.
a) a day that sucks
b) a day that has a problem with your very existence, for no apparent reason
c) a day that is so off kilter that it is laughable
d) a day that you yell "Phooey" out loud when you know all the really good curse words
e) a day when you keep checking with others to make sure it's still Monday and the Suckatude hasn't crept into Tuesday
So, I need some retail therapy. Not the spend some money kind.
Just the stuff you know that if you had it, the Suckatude will stay at bay.
|No stomach, but big legs.|
|Headache from not eating and no tummy to put the food in.|
|Distraught over the constant need to poop, but nothing comes out.|
|Trying not to giggle, when imparting valuable knowledge.|
|Having to pee so badly and not even a 7-11 around.|
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Have a Suckatude-free week!