I have friend, let's call him Hank.
Hank is 20+ years older than me, an admitted asshole, a workaholic, a recovered alcoholic, and a Christian man.
I am his best friend.
Why? Mostly, I think because I am not judgemental.
So, when he called April Fool's Day to tell me he got served with divorce papers over the weekend. My response was...
"Great fucking joke, Hank!"
He wasn't kidding.