Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Boston Marathon...Dammit!

Remember that I told you I don't own a television. I don't watch television, etc., etc. Well, it's true.
I even gave up talk radio after the last election.
Then I started noticing radio news reporters would "report" on a crime, give the clothing description of the "alleged" perpetrator, but not mention the race or physical description. The first time it happened, I thought I wasn't listening well enough. Then it became a trend.
I turned off the radio news channel, permanently.

Racial profiling is a farce.
Race is a fact, not a prejudice.

Today, I got a phone call from my son about today's event.

In regards to the Boston marathon massacre, this is what I would do as President.


I will no longer allow our citizens to be attacked.

The citizens of the following countries will no longer be allowed into the United States of America, until further notice.

(You know the players, so no need for me to list them all.)

If you wish to visit, you will subjected to a mandatory background check at your expense and a minimum fee of $15000.00. This will give you a 14 day ankle GPS monitored visit. If you tamper with the device, it will immediately inject you with cyanide, facilitating your death.

Should you enjoy your visit to the greatest country on the earth and wish to return the following year, a mandatory fee of $10,000.00 and the 14 day ankle GPS monitor will be utilized again. Consecutive visits will have the same requirements. (Don't forget the cyanide!)

In addition, visitors, non legal residents, and those holding student visas of said countries have 30 days to remove themselves from this country. Failure to do so, will result in your capture, being charged as a fugitive and banned from this country forever.

Furthermore, no threats whether proven legitimate or saber rattling by heads of states, presidents, dictators, etc. will be tolerated by the United States of America. Obliteration of your country will come swift with no warning.

We will remove all our soldiers from unfriendly countries, forthwith. They will come back to high paying jobs on the new oil fields in Alaska and the eastern coast of these great States of America.

We will be a nation that needs no other. Self sufficient in every way.

Any American citizen is free to leave this wonderful country and return at any time. If you, American citizen, decide to travel to any country on this list. Your life is in your own hands, we will not spend our people's hard earned money to rescue you. These are conscious decisions you have made and we will not pay for your stupidity.

Nations that stand with the noble United States of America will enjoy trade, the likes you have never seen. Nations which decide to remain neutral will be snubbed in favor of those nations that stand strongly with us.

All foreign aid will stopped immediately.
A definite test of loyalty.

Ps. I have issues with other things. But these seem the most pressing at this time.
Pss. I'm not even PMSing. Just imagine.


  1. Saudi Nationals were given expedited clearance just last month. Never mind that they produced 15 of the 9/11 hijackers. The "official" story here will be more BS from the White House. They're probably looking for a video to blame.

  2. I agree. I hate when we look to other countries to provide us with things we have right here. Why not provide jobs for our own countrymen and be less dependent on others? Oh yes, I have issues, too. I'm even getting tired of the tv shows that should be providing me with entertainment. Everything is so skewed. It's like if they say something enough, everyone will agree eventually and think it's their own opinion.

  3. I agree wholeheartedly with you. As my first duty as VP of these United States I am voting you in as President along with your cabinet of 5 Monkeys. This violence on American has to end now. You don't like it here? LEAVE. We will even help you pacj