Thursday, April 11, 2013

Dreams, Really?

 You may think I have a rather vivid imagination or I am a nut case. Either way, I'm still me.

I dream every night. Multiple dreams. Crazy nutball dreams. Not nightmares, just some really weird s**t.

Once I dreamt I was dating Mick Jagger. I don't even find him remotely attractive, seriously. WTH?!
 I always get him and that dude from Aerosmith confused.

But I find it funny how my dreams come up with all this mess.

A few nights ago, I dreamt that I was hanging out with some girlfriends at a bar. Which is odd as I have no girlfriends and I don't even recall the last time I was at a bar. But I digress.

Anywhoo.... in my dream a man comes up and starts to talk to me. He is not what you would call attractive, at all.
Oh, so close to my "dream" man

He has a full black beard, longish black hair and hairy hands. Ugh.
But he seems really nice and we chat for quite a bit. The whole time I am thinking, I bet Nair would work on the hand hair. He asks me out on a date and I say okay, as one date won't kill me.

He gets up and the stage lights up and now it is a full on concert. My girlfriends and I can see just behind the stage and the hairy guy takes off his beard and jumps up on stage and it's really

Jon Bon Jovi.

My girlfriends lose their minds. "OMG, JON BON JOVI ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE!!!"
Umm, yeah. How about that.

Then he comes back, full beard, hairy hands and acts like nothing happened and he's not Jon Bon Jovi. I tell him the jig is up, but he acts like I don't know what I'm talking about. I ask him his name and he says Tom Lime.

I really don't get the whole dream, but sometimes shit is just weird.

1 comment:

  1. What you don't wanna hop on Mick? Bet you won't marry Hugh Hefner either then huh? Yup couldn't pay me no amount of money and he's closer to my age than his wifes. Do I have to google Tom Lime or is that just your subconscious?