|Not my butt!!|
|Again, not my butt!|
Bring on those fat juicy buttocks!
|Not butts, that I personally know.|
That's right girls! I want you to pile on those pounds!
I want your cup to overfloweth until you damn near EXPLODE!!
HELL! I will even buy you a box of Girl Scout cookies!
|Yes, yes I would.|
|You go, Girl!|
That's right! Samoas Girl Scout cookies! Alllll for you!
In fact, eat the whole nation of Samoa!!! You can start with this lovely family right here!!
|Not my family.|
Now, you may be asking yourself...."Self? Why is the Chick on the Big Butt Bandwagon?"
I looked for a picture of a Big Butt Bandwagon and found nada. Humph!
Well, of course, it is entirely self-serving.
It's because I am tall. And I am tired of squeezing in between the toilet paper dispenser and the hanging trashcan on the other side. I am tired of having to damn near straddle the toilet just to close the door behind me in a public restroom. When did they decide to shrink the public stalls to the size of commercial airline lavatories?!
|Plenty of room to dance, but no room to pee.|
If you happen to knock out a wall of a stall, all I can say is "Bless you, you Beautiful Behemoth."
Ps. Not that I ever have use for a toilet, as only rose petals fall from my butt!