That statement makes me laugh.
I have never been on Facebook, up until about two weeks ago.
I have three friends listed. All three are male. I have slept with none and will not ever.
I'm not sure what a friend is anymore.
Anywhooo...in the last state I lived in, I worked for the company that I work for today. I transferred to Colorado purely for sanity's sake! I am serious about that. Deadly serious.
Well, there was this guy that worked there and he just sent me a friend request.
O M G!!!!!
I could not stand him. A T A L L !!!
At one point he tried to be macho manly with me and well, unfortunately he decided to do this in front of his subordinates.
I still have his testicles in a jar on my desk.
That's the short version.
Now, just so you realize how devious I can be, I left him a surprise parting gift.
Did I give him back his testicles? No.
But, what I did do, is this.
I had a Subway sandwich bag and a couple of napkins. I found a desiccated flying squirrel and wrapped it in the Subway napkins and placed it in the Subway bag. Oh, don't ask about the squirrel it was a gag gift for some one else.
|Rocky the Cartoon Flying Squirrel via|
Anywhoo... I placed the bag in his desk drawer for him to find at a later date. Oh, say a couple days. He was moving into a new office. I waited and waited to hear of his implosion, of his having a mental breakdown, maybe him offering a cash reward for the culprit that hid a dead squirrel in his desk.
But, nothing happened.
O M G !!!! See!!! I wasn't lying when I told you I owned his testes.
Now he wants to be my Facebook friend?
I really don't get it.
Ps. I just want to point out how nice I can be. I could have posted pics of testicles in a jar and a dead squirrel. But I did not. You don't even have to thank me!