something I will never do

It creeps me out. It makes me want to grit my teeth and cringe in a corner. Just writing this post is giving me goose flesh!

BLEH!!

It's all the rage. It's pinned all over Pinterest.
Bloggers are going absolutely insane about doing it, making it and loving it!
Designers are on the band wagon.

AND I WON'T DO IT!!

I will admit, I find it intriguing, creative, even cute at times.

BUT I WON'T TOUCH IT 

EVER, EVER, EVER!!!

a door i will never open

a chair i will never sit on

a refrigerator that i will never stand naked in front of

a bed i will never sleep on

absolutely lovely....but no

Have you noticed the commonality?

Holy Crap!!! 
Chalkboard paint, chalkboard contact paper, C-H-A-L-K. 

K-I-L-L  M-E!!!!!!

Don't even get me started on touching Styrofoam. Oh, and just imagine placing a Styrofoam cup on a chalkboard table. Then sitting on a chalkboard chair in sun dried denim.

 GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, don't bother me for a few hours. I have to go decontaminate in a bath of goat milk lotion.


Ps...Sarah doesn't like Styrofoam for ecological reasons. She's annoying sometimes.