Hence this blog.
Anywhoo...animals and spiders seem to be the theme in my life for the last few days. So let's go with it.
I think some spiders are cute as all get out! Others, totally creep me out.
|Brown Recluse via MSU Extension|
|Close up of "fiddle" via MSU Extension|
Now for me, cuddly, are these spiders.
|Space Bar local via|
|Couldn't you just fall in love with those puppy dog eyes?|
Have you got that picture in your head. Go ahead. Really get the visual of a cocker spaniel sized, fuzzy, cuddly spider. Got it yet?
Now, fortunately for the world, I am not a mad scientist. Because just as I was thinking that would be the coolest thing ever, it dawned on me.
Awww, cute, cuddly, cocker spaniel sized spider could run up the walls and
crawl across the ceiling and just hang there.
R I G H T A B O V E M Y B E D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|Yep, that seems about right!|
Anywhoo.. back to giant spiders. I mean huge, ginormous, monster size spiders.
I was driving home from work and turn on to my road. I can see quite a distance on this road. It has some dips, so cars appear and disappear as you are driving towards them.
In the far distance, I swear I see a giant spider. And no, I don't mean a few inches of spiderness laying in the road. I mean, HUGE!
Even this brain of mine was having trouble keeping up with this vision.
I'm squinting, my neck craned out over the driver's wheel.
I swear to G O D, that thing is moving towards me!!
I blink my eyes, I have to be seeing things, because this is what I thought I saw slowly coming down the road.
|Where the Hell is Jim West, when I need him?! via|
Now you say, you are out of your mind. No way did you see the spider from the movie coming down your road. To that I would reply, "You are correct."
This is what it was, really.
|I swear it's alot bigger than this!|